i find it depressing how it takes me longer to find a good video compared to the actual jacking off process.
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
She has never blacked out. I have tried to get her to so many times. Apparently it's a lot harder than we make it out to be.
So I drew a giant robot attacking a city on the chem test. My TA colored in the fire on the burning building
Got home. Hugged Mom. The look on her face indicated she noticed nipple rings.
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
You were a path of destruction, you started with eating half the cake, proceeded by throwing the rest in the sink and dumping water all over it while laughing... then throwing the drunk helmet across the room yelling that you didnt want to wear it... i'd say it was a successful birthday.
We should have a bouncer at the top of our stairs asking the guys we bring home for ID...
I just watched some guy take a shot of jack Daniels, chase it with a shot of ciroc & then violently rip his pants off. You have to come here.
You're an idiot. I have LIVED as a cautionary tale of what happens when you drink too much and stick your dick in crazy, HAVE YOU LEARNED NOTHING?
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
There's always a silver lining when massive voluptuous tits are involved
It's 4/20 and I spent the morning in the gym and am working later tonight. I don't even have any weed. Why am I adult-ing again?
Your sister walked upto me in the middle of the hallway and was like get us beer or shes never having sex with you ever again, wtf
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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