i wish swine flu would become a total pandemic so we cld be rid of all the people that are complaining about it
my throat hurts so bad i feel like i just gave head to a cactus.
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
I'm glad my gym is open 24 hours..I stopped in on my way home to puke from the bar
I almost caused an explosion; It's okay though. because everyone would have died having a good time.
I distinctly remember seeing your nipples from the deck.
I am ina trunk. Iam in a trunnnnnjkk. I hope its yours. Oh manomanomano. Thids better be your trunk
He seems to have a lot of things figured out and most of the answers involve bourbon
Time flies when you're blacked out in a lake
.It's like gods test of willpower against vaginal comfort
You blacked out at 9:30 and insisted on sleeping in the hallway after you chugged an entire pitcher of beer. I guess the Jell-O shots were stronger than we thought...
Don't do anything I wouldn't do. Thankfully for you that list does not include male models.
I feel like there's def a learning curve to the sex swing
The modern romantic, surprising his gf w/ a gram of blow
i am also 80% sure that my shirt glows in the dark.
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