Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
I am at The Loft in SoNo, and there are two girls within arms reach that are making out with each other AGGRESIVELY. Like I can see 100% of a boob
For future reference, this is Trevors little sisters phone now. Trevs number is 484 XXX XXXX. Great story tho
So she said she wears a diaper when she's on her period and I'm not going to lie, I kind of want to see the diaper.
You put a thong on my pumpkin didn't you.
You're pretty and everything..but you aren't worth the DUI
Sorry about all the noise last night. We were trying to break bottles by kicking soccer balls at them. If it's any consolation, there's shattered glass and blood all over my kitchen.
how do you tell someone you stalk them in a non-creepy way
you don't.
i woke up to the sound of my roommate climbing onto my desk mumbling that she was going to bed
Btw, whenever you feel discouraged about your life, think about me being frantically upset bc my mobile porn site limited me to only 5 videos a day
Will keep you updated on the sexual orientation of my new guy
Well. At least he's a gentleman. A gentleman satanist.
He was awful. Hubby's was apparently epic. I suck at swinging.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
I don't need romance, I need cheese sticks
I don't remember anything beyond the drinking game but I woke up in my own pee this morning so I'm just gonna go out on a limb and say I overdid it.
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