Oh I forgot to tell you one of the little boys in my preschool class was wearing a Hooters tank top today.
No. Especially when my uncle started stripping. Too many shots. So that's where I get that from.
Well unless he sent his sperm via fedex, this baby isnt his
Some guy wearing a horse mask just knocked on my door and started whinnying. I opened the door and he was like, "...oh sorry, wrong room..." so awk.
attractive or not, he has more than one book on serial killers. i'm gonna get out of here while i can
There is a really great story behind the missing Coco Puffs and vodka mystery
I brought him flowers on my way home from cheating on him. Boyfriend of the year award right here.
I'm gonna make some noodles and go to bed. Hopefully I don't fall into the stove or something.
And then I cried about the Cubs for a half hour. If my dignity hadn't already been lost by that point in the night, it sure as hell was then.
The cop that got shot in the dick is here, let the entertainment begin.
Idk I'm sorry it's weird to ask for testimonials on your penis
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
Only thing exciting about him was his dick.
I just found weed in my bra #magicboobs2k16
She said "Im going to hug you" tried to give me a hickey then said her life sucks and started to cry.
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