fine then we can just have courtesy sex i definetly won't like it
You should probably just propose to him the old fashioned way: sleep with him and get pregnant.
I hope the prosecutor is a dude cause my lawyer is hot.
Working out to an exercise video on OnDemand. Also, drinking beer and eating cream cheese with a side of bagel in between stretches.
It is a special kind of bonus when you find money you hid from yourself when you were drunk in the tampon box. What did we do last period?
I think we should have realized the night was going to be nuts when it started with a bum dying in front of my house.
The best was when you were crying, and trying to get the bouncer to "understand you AS A HUMAN BEING"
Never thought going to McDonald's alone at 3 AM would end with a blowjob outside some random girl's apartment...
I have meat and whiskey. will you bring condoms?
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
I think my dove chocolate wrapper just told me to masturbate.
I shouldn't have that kind of responsibility when the prospect of being high is readily available. All I could do was hula hoop and smoke cigarettes last night. My remembrance of anything important was out the window.
I just turned down the best booty call of my life because I have to make a cheesecake. I guess this is growing up.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
If he flies out here I will sleep with him. I have morals, but not when it comes to southern accents
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