Say my name once during sex just to fuck with her. Like when it gets rough.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
If you weren't supposed to have sex with your ex then they wouldn't rhyme.
My 10 year old son gave me a bottle of jameson for fathers day. Did you have something to do with this?
I legitimately woke up with a girl trying to snort cocaine off my dick.
I feel like ass. I'm missing 12 hours of my life and all I have to show for it is an empty wendys bag. Those Shrooms were too much... When do we do it again?
Like theyre better than no shoes. I'm sitting her balls naked playing xbox in nothing but crocs with the fur
Talking to friends parents while buying all the things needed for Jell-O shots. classic
You should come by for the fire station blow job tour
We watched game of thrones, broke up and I drove away blasting ridin solo while he dougied
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
One minute I'm going home the next I'm getting railed on the back 9.
I think I'm gunna glue a sign to my head that says "WAKE ME UP BEFORE 7!" And go to sleep and hope a kind passer by wakes me up for my exam .
Maybe for you. You don't have to clean the melted butter off the stove. I LOST THE SPECIAL SEASONINGS.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
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