so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
There is still throw up in my sink from before break. God I missed this place
What is wrong with this kid? He'll take ecstasy but won't take dayquil?
I spent most of the night convinced it was my birthday. But I was probably wrong, it can't be January, can it? I'm 90% sure its not. But maybe. The days have got shorter. Is this what unemployment feels like to everyone?
My only objective is to get drunk enough to forget the last 364 days.
Tell me you didn't really piss in the hookah.
I couldn't find the bathroom last night...so I wrapped myself in the curtains and stuck my butt out the window and peed from two stories up. Thank god I don't remember.
I'm still hoping for it dude. Random north dakota pussy. If my 16 year old self knew that these were my dreams he would so try to beat me up, and i think he could.
I was so stoned last night I got into an argument with your voicemail message.
Omg this place. I'm at a neighborhood party. My mom has kissed two other moms. Where am I
Walking actually physically hurts. We should do it again some time.
But actually he solved 40% of my life problems just in one dicking
I woke up on the hammock spooning a box of Cheese Itz.
i was in class looking for a pencil and found a chicken strip in my back pack. i think i might have a problem.. sad thing is i ate it
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