I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
Does puking on your bio final mean I can retake it?
Hmm. I hear gunshots, car horns blaring, hear drunk white people screaming, and see about fifty status updates pertaining to the hawks. I guess they won.
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ya she's here .. it looks like she just gave up and passed out on the floor
I guess at this point I should stop judging guys on their looks and more on their major and trust fund. Growing up sucks.
All of our toilets in my house are broken. Thank God I've practiced peeing in the sink enough.
Doap. Just bring some lube and a slingshot. Not sure y we need the slingshot.
Usually I just ask myself "have I been naked here?" If the answer is no I correct the situation.
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We were just sitting together and this guy walks up to us and says, "you ladies are drinking too slow", puts a 5 dollar bill on the table and just leaves the bar. Helloooo Taco Bell
My dick has a subreddit
So there I was, eye fucking the waiter and I spilled beer all down my boobs
I think one make out session at a bar per year is probably the best choice.
Wtf is this place? I don't see any alcohol and I feel like we were supposed to bring our own strippers.
If you binge watch Bill Nye Saves the World without me you can consider yourself single
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