6 figure salary? he just got a little cuter.
I just put my retainer in and it tastes like weed
honey bunches of taint.
She had her underwear around her neck. No one can tell me i'm a slut now.
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Somehow me showing up to/breaking into her house only to find I was a week early for the party became a night of weed cookies and sex.
If this wasn't a work function my tits would be out already.
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
last night we stole an a/c window unit from a frat. gonna be a great summer
dude, i warned you that using a card to pay for my hotel room was a bad idea. You deserve the extra $600 in cleaning fees
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It would just be icing on the fucked up cake we're baking, if he got me pregnant.
I bet he'd be real motivational during sex. And he'd probably make you call him superman.
The other guys kept waking up so I hid... Like, dick in mouth, hiding in his sleeping bag
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
WHY IS THE HAIRSPRAY SOUNDTRACK PLAYING IN THE LIQUOR STORE
Im going to seductively wisper "that butters my biscuit" in your ear
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