I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
Day two of vacation and my first drink of the day is a plan b colada
I woke up this morning with gum gluing my ass cheeks together..
I can't decide if I actually want to know or not..
ASIANS HAVE SEX TOO!! I just watched it happen in the library.
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Just when you think you're never going to have sex again, BOOM you're naked in bed with a guatemalan
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
The mystery gender stripper never showed up with that party burrito last night.
hey sorry if you felt me holding your hand in the middle of the night I was actually just checking if you had a pulse
I'm pretty sure I got a cavity today due to how many times I've puked hungover at work.
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I cNt phones. tingles in my fingles. jingles
Sorry about the weird guinea pigs text. I was drunk and they were freaking me out
I just KNEW this was gonna happen. NEVER say "all the free Jameson you can drink" around Tina.
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
we didn't even throw knives this time! it was just the carrot peeler
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