Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
Yo, if someone calls you asking for John Stamos, just go with it.
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Oh, I made pasta salad in the throw up bowl. I hope you don't need that for the next few days.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
a 6'8" white kid in a Lin jersey just wandered out of my gay kid brother's room. when does spring break end, again?
There were two girls and a guy on a bed and now i can put porn director on my resume.
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My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
Ok, it's starting to sound like someone's out there trying to learn to play the trombone while breaking kitchenware.
You ninja crawled over five sleeping guys to get in my room at 6 in the morning to wake me up for sex
...and I think that may just be my favorite moment in our fuckbuddyship
I think you just miss his friendship.
I think it's his ability to give me multiple orgasms.
Live it up bro, they're always so surprised to find out you use magnums, being such a tiny man and all. It's a good thing.
Tonight was a total waste of a shaved vagina
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