He just called shotgun on the way to the squad car.
i don't really know how much tequila is too much
This is even worse then that time I fucked a guy just because he had air conditioning.
theres still like 7 beers in the gutter from the roof party we had last night. i dont know how we got up there. but we need to get those beers down.
It's like you're a magic genie of bad timing
Just induced vomiting to put out a carpet fire.
Everyone is cheering
So yeah never trust sex tips from yahoo answers
Drunk texting with my high school teacher. This hurricane is bringing out the best in everyone!
I don't care what you say, the fact that he's a drag queen with the same shoe size as me is reason enough to date him
He was only in jail for 4 hours before he was someone's prison wife
What exactly is it about Doctor Who thigh high socks with a matching shirt that says "take me I'm yours!"
Not sure if your roommate speaks German while sleeping, or if she woke up, figured out we were fucking, and used German to swear at us.
sorry for running off in the middle of that heart to heart. free food.
the police dropped me off. that's how my night went.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
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