So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Woke up this morning 8 levels higher in Call of Duty then when I started drinking... told you I was better when I was drunk.
47 days without vaginal penetration. Im pretty sure it's grown over.
Do you realize that if your cunt was a missing person it would be assumed dead?
You spilled spaghetti on the floor, and kept telling the noodles to "settle down" as you tried to clean it up
In fact, not a good idea to go into any house alone after a man invites you in from his balcony.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
She dumped a fish bowl of alcohol on herself. Just like flash dance.
Is "when in doubt date the guy with the bigger dick" a good philosophy?
I found an inside smoking lounge. I'll be here for the next 4 hours. A nice old Canadian lady has befriended me and let me use her lighter. Fuck Hartsfield-Jackson AND this layover. I win.
I just want to braid flowers into his hair and steal all of his pills.
You guys go ahead and have your romantic night. I'm gonna keep my vday tradition alive of angry banging a stranger.
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
My first hangover at work. I'm officially an adult.
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