S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
Even water is tasting like jack daniels
Its like they don't get that I only talk to them before homecoming, thanksgiving, or any other time I go home. I love highschool girls.
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
He was having an allergic reaction to that new brand of vodka Eric brought, so he just started chasing with benadryl.. Talk about commitment.
I think my Halloween costume this year will be made entirely of pillows and I'll be Marshmellow girl or Kirby. That way I'm comfortable, warm, and if I fall over drunk I'm safe.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I don't need a lecture. I'm 41. I know I'm an idiot.
Yeah. Still not happy that my prof saw a picture of my vag.
There's a kid in the back of the class drinking out of a flask. Like what is going on?
NOW HE'S DRINKING OUT OF A HANDLE. WHO IS THIS KID?
I just did a walk of shame on my own block. one of the old neighbors saw and greeted me "good morning, girl next door"
I stopped him mid keg stand to show him how cute my bra was...
in retrospect i think my mom tried to raise me gay
If you're doing something that makes your best friend lock you in a bathroom you shouldn't be doing it
I went looking for them and I pulled my pants down and peed on the lawn. I found my phone in the same spot in the morning.
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