he thinks he's going to hurt your feelings
He can't hurt my feelings
I don't have feelings.
You know if a vagina was a face, it'd be ugly as hell...
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i realized that the internet ruins the joy of a father passing down playboys to his son
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Some asshole just brought BK into my summer class, im already high as hell, i did not need another way to not pay attention
Atty had lunch with DA and confirmed I am not the target of the investigation. No word on anything else
What bar did i puke in last night
by bar you must mean bars and by in you must mean on
Just saw the guy I slept with last night in a bar. He gave me a high five and kept moving
Chang gave me a 1.5 gallon beer tasting cup, i have a new boyfriend with a huge stick, Members of the Irish Rugby team slapped my ass and cheered for firmness, and a couple of strangers are naming the child after me. Best. Weekend.Ever.
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She got tired so now we're making anyone who has a stupid idea go into her bedroom so she can sleepslur "good idea" or "baaaad idea." We're calling her the queen of the misguided.
Trust me.. Might look gay.. Might feel gay... But I could snap your neck with my inside thighs bro
I really don't know how I went from having a few drinks to waging war against ghosts in my apartment but here we are
I tried to find an emoji but none convey my excitement for receiving good sex soon
After she got off the phone with her mom she sprinted down the block screaming "I'M SO GOOD AT BEING A HUMAN!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
i need to get drunk because i'm an angry sober
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