Btw I've read that book you bought me...And I'm such a bitch now
But I don't think guys love me
She said she never had to courage to go fully shaved. Since when did shaving your snatch become courageous?
It's weekends like this that make it obvious why we have to pay to come to college.
He kept saying "this is a bad idea" wasn't in his vocabulary. He left at 2 came back at 6 eating frozen waffles and he had a symbol, a moped mirror, and a new MacBook. I'd say he had a good time
Does the whole "it was New Years" excuse apply this year?
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Im blowing my nose and the only thing coming out is beer
She pushed me over. She offered me a shot from her tits. We're good now
drinking right out of the bottle and nobody bats an eye.
its good to be home.
Literally this kid just told me he's not planning to live past 30. Then he hit himself with a frying pan.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
I fucked her on her ex's Yankee sheets while she was wearing an Ortiz jersey...of course she gets to meet my mother
There are way too many people I have fucked in this class for this not to be awkward
I was not drunk enough for that final.
I had a dream I hooked up with Post Malone. I can still smell the dream
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