Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
two drunk chicks are talking to me about reinacting 2girls1cup
ill bring the camera dont start without me
8am blowjobs give a whole new meaning to morning breath..
yeah, you were trying to hump the doorman.
when did we get a doorman?
we were also in the wrong building...
I'm going to get so drunk tonight, I actually feel bad about the 30 seconds of drunken awkward sex I'm going to have with one lucky fat chick.
he obviously didn't care that i was sleeping and dreaming about ellen degeneres knitting me a christmas sweater.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
What the fuck could you be doing in that room to make her yell "Beginners Luck!" over and over again?
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
I hate being the only medical professional in the group. I always end up patching you guys or being the DD when I'm on call. I have problems I need to drown in booze too...
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
They don't really make a "hey I'm fucking your ex wife" card do they ?
I'll talk to you in a minute. Gotta put my peacocks away
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