he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
yeah my mom told me she knows when i come home high because i use my turn signal while turning into the driveway...
No I'm done finals, but I'm not coming home until these hickeys are gone.
I just texted him and asked him to keep some in case I need help sealing the deal.
Girl Scout cookies are like roofies for fat chicks.
He went down on me while I had rollers in my hair. I've never felt more like a lady.
begin the sex magic rocket ship countdown
I think it may of been me pulling down my pants is why she walked away.
Somewhere between the 30 minutes of cunnilingus, the improvised song about the Olympics, and the super thoughtful shower beer... I knew I married the right guy
If we laid all the dicks that's have been inside of us end to end it would be as tall as 4 story building. 40 feet of dicks.
His lack of social graces and moral fiber complements mine nicely.
Once again I am on the toilet and refuse to get up
What a great time to reflect on life
I want Samuel L. Jackson to stand beside me and narrate my morning shits.
I think I may have just taught my whole hall how to give a good blow job. So this is college.
You live 7 mins away and I'm leaving in 10 mins. At this point sex before work is impossible.
Challenge accepted. Be naked in 6 mins.
I like the new guy, he keeps beer in the fridge.
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