Can I come over?
Can't... I'm at class right now.
No your not
I'm outside by your car.
Just woke up on a dolphin floaty wearing only a party hat. There's blood on the side of the pool and glass in the sauna. Worst fucking hangover. But some guy said he is making crepes so its ok
I just saw a guy in the gym riding the bicycle while watching baseball and dipping.
For someone who "only drinks patron" your lack of pickiness with men alarms me
things I have learned from cosmo today- 40% of guys are uncircumsized, you can have a beer facial, and i really need to get tested for std's
The bathroom is trashed. Someone took down all the rings of the shower curtain and Scott threw up on the curtain liner. All the soap and shampoo is in the guest bedroom and the lightbulbs are in a drawer. And there are vom footprints.
I know. You don't know poor life choice until your sitting on the floor of a community bathroom waiting to vomit at 4 am
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
We aren't really supposed to respect our bodies til our mid twenties.
I'm in the freezer. Shit took away any trace of hangover outa my body.
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
Dude, I'm trippin balls. For real, I thought this bag on my floor was my dog for the longest time...
You yelled "Everybody!!! Round of applause to Jill for not doing anal!!" Right in front of him.
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