that place is a roofie-colada waiting to happen
i'm ok with that.. with the right DD it's just a cheaper drunk.. it's the economy, stupid
just opened a can of spagetti o's with a butter knife. the things u will do for food when ur stoned.
hammered. By myself. Accident. Faillll. Snowwwwwy
I walked into the garage and you were telling the bikes that you were not that drunk.
all I remember is repeatedly winking at the fire marshall while he was counting the people in the bar
I was so proud to be driving sober that I wanted to get pulled over so I could tell the officer I hadn't been drinking.
Ryab! Make hr wtop. Mshe make sme speee. I don want to pee. I want sev. He was so igbad. Redpo.
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
You have to figure out where to put this turtle dude
Rainbow fish was a wild success, got wasted at 6 gave away most my scales and made out with max from where the wild things are.You'd be so proud
I woke up with a stapler in my ass. Don't even complain to me.
I did get to watch you pee, tho. That counts as another precious moment.
The man was doing everything in his power to get away from his wife, including go into the gay club.
Should I take a fireball shot or brush my teeth?
I think the pizza guy was in shock..
Well I didn't mean to answer the door only in socks but I mean come on, 4 hours of sex works up an appetite! I WAS RAVENOUS
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