last night i used 411 to try and contact britney spears.
dollar well spent
Did the walk of shame past her kids. I'm younger than one of them.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
shes got a really nice body. but her face is eh.
you dont need a face to have sex
Should I shave my pubes in the shape of a top hat so I can nickname my junk Abe Lincoln?
I went down on her for at least a half hour, She loved it, so I thought she'd recip. She said "I only do that if I know I'm getting something out of it."
SHUT IT DOWN.
I keep trying to sit and the chair keeps running away from me
He was passed out on the floor holding a beer can, rolled over switched hands and never spilled a drop. We need to practice.
These eggs taste like chocolate chip cookies. This is the best hangover ever.
By midnight I was dipping doritos in frosting...that's how my simmer break diet is going.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Check the bible. I hear he keeps his weed in leviticus.
he shit on the floor last night i'm not venturing down there
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
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