you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
I just made princess spaghettios..and I wonder why she broke up with me for not being mature enough.
All I remember is yelling RUN as fireworks started going off in the kitchen. Who said that was a bad idea?
Today's face brought to you by last night's make-up.
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Recent Google searches: "babu kangarooz"... "why 2 tacos bell" and "is dinosaur in real life"
Just because Aaron is a gender neutral name does not mean I am letting you name your baby after a drug dealer
i cant answer while inside this church craft show. so unless you're outside with my engagement ring and a nonfat gingerbread latte, it'll have to wait.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Trying to ignore the fact that a kid I hooked up with twice just gave me spare keys to his house ... and car.
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WHAT IF I SAT OUTSIDE AND STARTED SCREAMING THE LYRICS TO O CANADA WOULD THAT FIX IT
PLEASE DON'T
I still don't know why she was so offended when I emerged from the bathroom and told her my balls were now clean.
just blew him in the library. I am a classy dame
Got my client divorced finally. He was even awarded the cat ashes. Yep I went to law school for this.
he's spending the night tonight. if i can walk straight tomorrow i'll be pissed.
There's a hole in our hallway wall. Don't hate me. I'll fix it. It's only about the size of a beach ball. I promise to never scale walls in our apartment ever again. Don't hate me. I love you.
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