The last thing I remeber was convincing you to hide in the fridge, and then taking everything out and you not fitting.
And as you crawled into the bathroom last night you repeatedly said "I know the routine".
frozen peaches as icecubes. vodka Sundays just got wayyyy better
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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Thank you for the breast cancer awareness themed circle of death. Had it been any other time I would not have played topless.
it's like a walk of shame rule, you always run into someone who saw you wearing that yesterday
How do you have time to get laid so much in law school?
I like to set goals for myself. for example, he was my first libertarian
He won't stop licking me..... im choosing your date next time.
i think i figured out where our problem might have started...when we poured more tequila on top of out margaritas to melt the ice bc they were too cold
hahaha or putting rum in the bbq sauce?
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The heart of my unhappiness in my job is that it's not a place where coworkers and I can draw dicks on everything to amuse each other
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
I was convinced to buy a man thong.
But it's Armani so it's okay.
God I just out gayed myself.
I do believe that seeing camel toe in leopard print pants at Walmart is the closest I will ever come to going on a safari
I'm going as your incestuous sister. If thats not the perfect winglady I don't know what is.
Probably gonna run and pray I throw up. Then go get a coffee/bagel & continue to rally
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