I would kind of like a job that starts at 10:30 and i'll work til 7. I'm not very productive in the morning. My main focus is not puking from 9-11.
I mean I found and stalk his moms facebook.. that obsessed.
Hey, don't feel sorry for me, the two girls in front of me just ordered 18 dollars worth of taco bell. Life could be worse.
He is the Donovan McNabb of stuff up his ass. Tell me that tomorrow. Too high to remember.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
Please tell me there isn't another video of me on the toilet...
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
If you have shit your pants within the past two years, please take a seat.
Guys, Black Friday does not exist in the world of dealing. Stop texting me asking what my deals are.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
Its was awkward last year cuz in the middle of it her mom bust In the room with noise makers and champagne
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
You are talking to me during sexting hours. Be careful, innuendos are taken seriously
My life has come down to me literally sitting on an uncrustables trying to defrost it because I’m drunk alone and hungry.
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