remeber the saying "bad choices make good memories" dude our bad choices dont even make memories.
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
I understand where he's coming from but I don't want this alcohol to revolve around relationship
Wait
Lost my virginity in a banana suit. Glad I waited.
I miss eating meals at a table and having unprotected sex..
I decided tomorrow is going to be great day wether my period likes it or not
Relaxed was like phase 1 of this phase 7 high
I forgot to pack a bra for work today...you would not believe the extremes i've had to go through in order to keep these nips from my coworkers
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
Ok thats it i need a list. Full names, nicknames, in which frats, with a photo, of all the guys youve hooked up with because three of the same guys is ridiculous
Worse. He's Mormon. At least a gay guy will go get drinks with me.
Im legit just salty with everyone who has a penis right now
How does it make you feel that I can't control my vagina around you?
I feel really sorry for my toilet right now
Need to use your shower bro.
FWB wearing glitter again?
It’s like she’s marking her territory
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