Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
Eating a popsicle in the shower was the best idea I've had in ages.
I just learned how to imitate a trains smokestack. The downside is it makes you look like you ate cocaine. The upside is YOU LOOK LIKE A TRAIN
So again no comment on the cleavage. I'm a bit disappointed. If those girls come together to make cleavage AND I send you a pic of it, you have to comment on it. That's like relationship 101.
The international association of gay square dance clubs had a booth set up in the lobby of my hotel.
He peed off the roof and then we bonded it was beautiful
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Clothes make me feel like a responsible adult and that's just not something I'm ready to handle.
Last night's dream consisted of you, me, a sauce pan full of cocaine and light sabers. I almost cried when I woke up.
He? As in you personified your dick?
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
I will take a ruler to your dick so help me god
I've had way too many dicks in my mouth the past two weeks. Ready to go back to school and be a doctor now
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