I almost masterbated to the avatar love scene ha it was so hot
I'm calling into work with a wicked case of sledge hammer crotch. She has to understand
Please know that I fully expect you to help me steal a bed if I have a bad breakup.
Hahaha I asked him about her bjs and he said "I would not wish that on anyone"
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
Remember when we used to share painkillers at parties? Now we're dealing in blood pressure pills. Oh, how the mighty have fallen.
I was galloping around pretending to give birth to pbrs. I could have used a mask.
Package arrived for me from the gf while she's on vacation..under the bed bondage kit and new lingerie...my boner could drive to the airport
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
You tipped the Uber driver extra for taking your phone away while you were drunk texting
The taste of regret at 8am, yup that taste is Jack Daniel's
He started planning our future mid-hookup. You tell me how my night was.
You spilled your drink, and we laughed so hard my boobs popped out of my shirt.
Looking back at our past texts, the minute it turned 2020 you were cleaning your house and I was dying of the cold. We were prophesying the Rona.
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