Ok seriously, can we bring back badminton?
we both passed out while playing beer pong, woke up in the morning and continued to play coffee pong to cure our hangovers
My professor just used "labia" and "numchucks" in the same sentence. I am dying.
If i come home from court on friday.. i'm definitely doing something illegal.
You rubbed your penis on my leg and said "people have paid for this kind of action"
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
Dude, just found out there's a monster in a video game named after me. No more dating nerds.
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I knew full well that at some point during the night my penis would be out with this costume choice
In going to go underground and live with the mole people for a while.
I don't even care that it's before church. I feel like God actually wants me to have this shower beer.
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
After we fucked we sat in bed and watched Charlie St. Cloud and he fed me ice cream. It was probably the most romantic thing I've ever done.
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
I’ve jerked off three times and taken five shits already today. Being hung over in your 40’s is a fucking roller coaster.
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