ur dog is so gonna tell on us one day.
for doing what?
for smoking bowls out on the deck while your parents aren't home.
i just made an omelette with the cheese and ham from a lunchables. and ketchup packets
julia child would be proud.
my mom noticed the "toothpaste" stain on my tshirt...she repeatedly attempted to get it off by licking her thumb and rubbing it. See Jenn it obviously doesnt taste that bad...
Well, let's be honest here. You're dealing with gay guys... EVERYTHING has an emotional attachment.
last night we were having sex and i didn't care if i got off. i was just holding up my hand behind his head so i could look at my new ring. i think he knew.
all im saying is that if he was a normal person, he would have fucked me by now.
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
I'll just have to do enough fangirling for the both of us. Nipples engaged.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
Is girls night deemed a success when you piss the bed?
I spent the day drinking wine and meditating. I'm zen as fuck.
Always a gay best friend, never a bridesmaid
DUDE I FINGERED JOE'S MOM, PLS DONT TELL HIM, MORE LATER
im having flashbacks to my time in a waffle cult composed of 9 to 14 year olds
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