i've been throwing up a lot lately. my guess is hangover but who knows morning sickness is always an option
she smelled like a LAN party
Just turned elections for the sorority into a drinking game. Right on.
id like to know how you successfully locked me in your backseat last night
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
well the blowjob for study guide exchange was a success.
She sleeps with her hand around my balls. First I thought it was just a comfort thing. Now I think it's to make sure I can't slip away in the middle of the night.
I left her alone for a few minutes and she's already using a guy on his hands and knees as a chair while another guy is serving her margaritas.
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
I wouldn't hate if he could handle a sex only type of ship. I really don't want to use the word "relation" in front of that.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
I am the most hated person in hoboken. Ive been doing drunken cake boss impressions down the street for the past 20 mins.
Im sitting on the floor of the hotel room eating nachos and drinking coffee. People should learn to embrace their hangovers
I would let him fuck me right here in this laundromat. Praise Satan.
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