Soo....this goes on the list of odd coincidences. My gyno calls me while I'm going at it, leaves me a message. I check it later... thank God I tested negative.
"women exchanges sex for chips" on msnbc
damn even the hoes are getting hit by this economy
Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
Either these are mashed potatoes in my pants, or I was drunker than I thought.
I just want one of her status not to be about Jesus.
Look dude I'm sorry I used your bong to snorkel in my bathtub last night
Just used the leftover candycorn for candycorn vodka. Our house is trying to continue the Halloween spirit for as long as possible.
There are two things I love in this world. Dick and cats. Why can't I just have dick and cats forever
Uhh... I think I meant "Be proud, I'm taking shots before my public speaking test." "Coffee and vodka is not good" and "Also, I'm giving blood drunk."
What happened with the girl wasn't a gay thing. It was just a mutual respect and want for sex. The guys just weren't there.
Call it what you want. You fucked a girl.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
I have poison ivy on my dick
WHAT
My condom drawer is now filled with W-2s and tax return documents. Is this adulting?
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
Going back to our hometown to help Gramma move. Thinking we should see if we can fuck on the desk of the homophobic coach who first introduced us while in town.
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