Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
Measuring your booze intake in glasses is like measuring Rosie O'Donnell's weight in ounces.
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
It's either jizz or frosting, and either way, someone's being held accountable.
i almost burnt down an apartment complex. little busy, get back to you later
i just declared my major based on how close the department building was to our apartment. laziness has been brought to a new level
I'm not sure which one did it but one of them fucked the kink out of my neck
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
Stayed out til 7 am.... Did u know there's a guy who goes up and down the quad at that hour playing bagpipes?
It's surprise blowjob week. You should be excited.
iphones do not disturb setting is the biggest cock block to my 3am booty calls
I assume you passed out however I'm drinking jäger and beer in bed with my cat so your friendship world have been appreciated
In two separate occurrences, I could have avoided getting my heart broken, and chlamydia, all with a left swipe.
Worst way to find out I have a half sister
He surprised me with a puppy tail butt plug in his ass and wants me to fuck him
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