YEA!!! I'll throw you a non-baby shower.
the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
Do u kno any dealers?
I've officially lost all respect for you, dad.
but then the words kidney pain and possible testicle shrinkage kept ringing in my head
Sorry about blasting sandstorm on a loop when i left for work this morning. But maybe this will teach you to not come home trashed on a tuesday night with some chick and have loud sex till 4 in the morning. The walls are thin, remember?
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
I just saw a wasted dude crawl out of the road at 2 in the afternoon. Big question- still drunk from the weekend or hitting the soju already?
At least you got some premium homework time. Still drinking vodka from a coffee cup?
I switched to water. When the numbers get blurry you are no longer being productive.
I'm way too hungover for life right now
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
when I walked in the door they were passed out naked, on top of eachother, with tetris controllers in their hands.
My trash can is full of used condoms and girl scout cookie boxes.
idk he wanted to trade sex for a triple order of hashbrowns
AND YOU SAID NO?????????
Im getting out of handcuffs then i'll give you a call
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