I just found out she jerks off to lesbian porn too honest to god
you wouldn't believe how perfect a match this is its scary
rhymes with "ouble enetration"
but i have a bet that her boyfriend is going to try and deflower her tonight so i better get a move on if i want to videotape it
if women knew the size of my dick, theyd be much more receptive to my sloppy drunken advances
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There's a certain level of slut that i can handle.... I think she just broke that scale
she was drinking until 3, woke up at 7, shouted 'I'M STILL DRUNK" and went out for a jog in her thong
Zip lining have a big frozedn drink with 151 rum chippendale pic life is GREAT
These bathrooms are miraculous. I'd love to have sex in here. Wow. I've peed 5 times.
can I share that I'd like to fuck him in my new car as a sort of car warming present to myself?
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Officially conquered sex on my couch with my dad asleep in the next room
I like how you say "conquered" as if that was your sole mission in life
He may be 6' 6" but I'm 180 lbs of pure rage and determination
I love you. Go after that dick
I cannot pick him out of a line up. I remember he is blonde and his half flaccid dick looks like gonzo. So unless he pulls down his pants I don't know who he is
I'm not fucking any of these fools. But if they want to buy me Olive Garden, that's their business.
my favorite part was when you kept waving @ that guy and insisiting it was your cousin..and it wasnt and wondering why he wasnt waving back lol you were legit PISSED
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