everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
I'm shivering and sweating at the same time. Thanks a lot St. Patrick.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
I was under the impression that I sent actual words. turns out it was a series of letters and question marks on a side note we still had sex
I didn't know how to tell her I was too busy getting stoned and making a baked potato to meet up and finish our group project.
Update: it wasn't just our driver. This ticket confirms that the Royal Oak PD also found our behavior on the party bus to be "Lewd and Indecent."
Well there is another shower in Nov. So I have three months to figure out how to get some drunk space fucking. May need some of your mead
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I threw a beer bottle at the bartender and pissed myself. Somehow, I didn't get kicked out.
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
Goal: finish my bio assignment before the Xanax kicks in.
Drunk on wine at my parents house watching "RugRats In Paris". Comeatmeadulthood.
Please tell me why we have been neighbors since elementary school and waited until the night before I moved to fuck.
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