on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
She's in the bathroom crying cuz she can't get the condom out of her giner. Do you have tongs?
I never thought I would get head to the lion king soundtrack
She uses my penis to point at the tv when we talk about the shows. I love her
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I liked a picture of him with his pants around his ankles, if that doesn't say I'm into you, I don't know what does.
Gas station champagne. And before you say anything I'll have you know it's imported. From California. So get fucked.
2 reasons we need to wear those onesies to the bar more ofter 1) comfy as shit 2) we both still got laid\n\nHow can you resist that kinda night?
Don't pretend you don't want to dance on the edge of overdose all three nights
Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
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You had me at "let me see your balls"
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
You’re like one of those doomsday preppers, but for your vagina
I dont know. He's too private. After you fuck him find out his secrets.
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
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