yeah but I shoulda known it\'d be bad when he start rubbing my pubic bone instead of the clit! Awkkkkwarddd
i just licked mashed potatoes off my blackberry. i'm not even ashamed to admit that to you.
Nhdgh I love you very much hello becausevs. Vagina pensiono
He just randomly started talking about Haiti and Conan O'Brien and his grandpa's hip replacement operation. It was the worst phone sex I've ever had.
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How much would it be to rent out Gus Johnson so he can announce our flip cup games?
she's sitting alone using her breathalyzer as a kazoo. help.
Referring to yourself in third person during sex is apparently an instant turn off
Just drank an entire bottle of champagne for lunch. It's gonna be that kind of semester.
All i remember about last night is holding a bottle of bacardi and screaming challenge accepted!
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Ugh did we play golf last night and did you by chance hit my head with a club or a ball?
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
Someone downtown drunkenly stole the antenna off of her car... while she was driving.
I'm not gonna lie, my internet creeping skills scare me. I'm like Liam Neeson in Taken
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
It’s the universal cock block of this decade
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