Last night this chick queefed when I was going down on her. Thinking if you! xo
He had on juicy sweatpants and thats when i knew he was no longer a threat.
i think our first tip to leave should have been when we saw the drinks were coming out of a gas can
we fucked while he was on the clock. He didnt even take off his bullet proof vest. Dont tell me thats not bad ass.
Him cheating on his girlfriend resulted in a $1500 hospital bill from repeated blows to his testicles by my ass. They diagnosed his pain as "testicle trauma". Sex karma at it's finest.
There is a hole in her door about 2 inch in diameter. You may see me on YouPorn
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
FRIENDS DON'T LET FRIENDS WASTE THE LAST ADDERALL.
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
they set my background as his mugshot to remind me "having a big penis won't be a valid excuse in a court room."
When I was hooking up with this guy last night all I could think about was if we were in Game of Thrones... I need to stop doing drugs
First day in a very long time I've done more pushups than bong rips
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
Brother gave me a harry potter philosophy book for xmas we need to get stoned and talk about this.
The sex was so good we high-fived after.
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