She rubs her butt on the bed & then she growls..
I wanted to google "huge banana" but I'm pretty sure all I'd get is dick pictures.
If there was an emoticon for a sad penis, i would send it to you
they just tried to tell me they weren't big into drugs. A) it was the 70's. B) I've seen the pictures.
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Vaginas are confusing as hell with all their secret compartments and shit.
I'll get my vaginal cartography poster.
i said good morning to each one of his abs personally
my dad just told me he found me on the kitchen floor saturday morning with a microwave dinner on top of me, fork still in hand. priceless
I think it really helped to be hungover at accepted students day. it gave me a good feel for how it would be everyday if I go there.
We exchanged spring break stories last night. Open relationships are the best.
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Let's be real. I'm the Usain Bolt of running away after hookups. Fastest (wo)man alive.
What's the plan?
Not sure. I think I'll take a dump on his windshield.
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
I guess I was telling girls last night that I was a virgin with terminal cancer again
Turns out naked twister is less fun than it sounds. I can never look Lee in the eye again. But Aimee's boobs are glorious.
What were you even doing out there at 2 a.m.?
Look, i had a gallon of lemonade, a pack of smokes and a Darth Vader voice changer. What did you EXPECT me to do?
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