You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
I just did the math. 30.36% of girls I've slept with have cheated on a significant other while doing it.
I keep reminding myself that my vagina isn't a homeless shelter.
honestly, i just want you to have sex with him too so that you can fully understand my appreciation of his dick as well.
I'm just gonna plan on never getting a bf. everything I touch turns to gay
I don't know... But I do think this is probably the longest series of texts we've written discussing your cock. David was right, it is a brave new world. Also, slow day at work again?
So Doritos and vodka was obviously not as good an idea as I thought at the time.
the manischevitz sangria was a big hit
They were so huge my eyes were just drawn to them. Boob gravity man.
I hate vagina strikes, but I must not stray from my path. My boyfriend will know the true meaning of blue balls.
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
You're going to be mad because I got baked, but not that mad because I'm bringing home kfc.
I need to stop waking up with no pants on.
what happened this time
I dont know everyone was gone and there was a bird in the room
Third time this week I've caught co workers dry humping. Quarantine really changes people's priorities.
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