a/c is broke at work...just took my panties off at my desk and the janitor saw it...might have a date for later. let you know
does he have a tent? the camping kind not the boner kind.
I typed "housewife" into monster.com's search engine....I got zero results...kinda bummed
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
He thinks MY vagina is tight. That's saying something.
Considering the last guy I had sex with was gay, this was a huge improvement.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
I feel I should make it clear.....I'm not stalking you, I'm stalking ur dick. You don't even need to talk when you get here. At 4am I think we'd both prefer that anyway.
I'm about to sell my hamster for weed money I'll call you in a few
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
I don't remember... but puking on the bar sounds like me.
A boy just offered to come over and help me clean my house. I hope you are more successful than he will be tonight.
slept at my ex’s house last night and as i was leaving his brother was sitting there on the sofa and said “bet you regret that one don’t ya”
God I miss you. I would very much like to have sexual intercourse with you. I'm home eating chicken alfredo.
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