I think we should make Neil Patrick Harris a permanent part of our role playing.
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
Wydf in so deruk i just dowwned a packet if salt waitibg for food at del taco
I am moving slowly w him. I havent even masturbated to him yet.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
Drinking with a woman who gave an anti-drugs speech at my high school. Somehow, not surprised.
She literally just puked and rallied AT HER OWN WEDDING. Welcome to White Trash town, America.
Take advantage man but know that every anal bead u drop inside her will make her love u 2% more. It's science
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
Might as well permanently tattoo lush somewhere on my body and show it to people when I decide to drink so they won't serve me.
The feeling I get when I hear beer bottles clinking must be what children feel when they hear sleigh bells on Christmas Eve
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I had my first "Damn Kids/When I Was That Age" rant at work today. We need to drink this feeling out of me. NOW.
She's so nice... She deserves all the dicks.
FUCK YEAH PUPPY BOWL
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