I'm so bummed I missed coconut bowling. It's fucking cold here and no coconuts to be found
I knocked on some strangers door, you didn't have to give me a fake hotel room number
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
I think they should rename 16 and pregnant to "I was fucked in highschool and all I got was a baby and humiliated infront of the nation on MTV"
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Men with bald spots should not have mohawks. Just in case you didn't know.
Her vagina turned into a vuvuzela. I didn't know it was a possible to have a wet nightmare.
We went out. i got lost. dunno where they were. they slept in the car. i slept in an outdoor shower. i dont know anything else.
I just put up a picture on my dorm room wall of that ginger you hooked up with to remind myself that everyone makes mistakes
I found this letter on my leg this morning "dear sober self- we are one body now. It's weird but get used to it because it already happened" who the fuck is lionman?
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Just to prove a point, she called and ordered a pizza 10 min before she ordered the blow and it still got here first. I may never leave LA.
I told you!!! And that is why he's the drug dealer to the stars.
I don't think ill be here long the chick I came to see is blowing rails with a drag queen
Did you really just call a picture of your erect penis art?
so serious though like its almost like I'm playing a game that's my life and Im always losing
I didn't even know this guy existed until he'd had his hands down my pants, so I just went with it.
You're such a good friend. You send me pictures of your boobs when I'm sad. I will always appreciate that.
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