the line at the liquor store is out the door, and students in line are high-fiving like crazy...i love college snow days
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
Thinking about fake proposing to my gf just so the middle aged women next to us will buy us drinks
Wow. He pulled out his dick and I swear I heard a thud from it hitting the floor.
Sorry I never got back to you, I ended up at a party with pot ice cream, pot apple cider, and hash vegetable oil.
You're only allowed to hookup with one freshman a semester. MAKE IT COUNT.
Shirtless guy staggering down the sidewalk, puking into a Prada shopping bag. Ahhh, the walk of shame in Boystown.
Just remember, Dont make worse choices than american flag pants to your own birthday party
Well anyways I still cant believe I don't remember such a monumental day in history as you showing me your boobs... Jesus
We couldn't find the paddle I had gotten so he just spanked with my tennis raquet
I have three different pairs of earrings at three different houses including your 16 year old brothers nightstand. Look at my life. Look at my choices
Trusting in Jesus is not a viable birth control plan.
I always knew I would be boring and die in an Uber.
I think he is using me to sort through his relationship issues, past and present. I did not sign up for this. All I want is booty. Am I the dude in this relationship?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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