the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
so i finally decided to ask her out. she started mumbling, then she puked on me. i think i'll try again when she's sober
I just sat through a State Farm mortgage Insurance commercial to watch a Trick Daddy video. Is this the target audience they are going for here?
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
This old guy just saw me toking on my bubbler before I go to the dentist. He gave me the nod.
I think the solution to your phobia is an open relationship with your dildo. about the same responsibility as a pet rock
Doesn't matter how many times we tell him the kid's a freshman, he keeps repeating "cupcake boy shall be mine" and honestly you need to intervene
YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
I think getting right with the Lord should involve more than me and a bottle of tequila.
I taught three men with PhDs how to make a gravity bong last night. I love academia.
no its a draw, weve been through this, when were keeping score on getting laid i get a plus 1 handicap each week because of your British accent! its only fair!
this is a mass text: the cage has been opened. repeat, the cage has been opened. a search party will be organized. you are all sloppy bitches. that is all.
And my butt misses you like the deserts miss the rain.
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