are you still at the devil's house?
let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i just rolled a joint on the giving tree. that book has given me so much.
no seriously he was fingering me like he was really really frantically looking for a song on his iPod.
I was thinking Sara Jessica Parker was hot. That high.
He said my breasts were God's way of making up to him for all the shit he's had to endure in his life.
I just remember thinking, if she falls asleep, I'm totally eating that spilled chex mix right off of her.
Year anniversary in a month. Think I'll just give him a COME ON MY FACE FREE card. I'm both broke and shameless.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
Woke up this morning with seven juice boxes under my pillow and an empty box of condoms In my pocket. Good night.
I will be naked everywhere
All I know is that every time I looked at my glass it was full again and I thought it would be rude not to drink it
She thought I was dancing but I just couldn't catch my balance for 11 blocks.
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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