Why does Jon Cryer have a career?
That is a good question.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
Which one of you FUCKERS filled the toilet with soil and planted my mothers daisys in it? NOT FUCKING HAPPY
you know that dress I got margarita and puke on? yeah, just returned it.
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he saw my boobs and came all over himself... there goes my whole night.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Sandwiches are there for you when porn isn't.
Plan B, arranged marriage to a rich Indian, is rapidly becoming Plan A. Fuck Finals.
can we take a moment to remember my theory on 'your tongue is a snake that lives in your mouth' because we reached a whole new level of high
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How do I carry myself in a way that says "I swallow"?
You know you're a heffer when you discover chocolate frosting on your smoking apparatus
Is it rude to say "I hate you because you live inside Hillary Clinton's asshole"?
just saw two mice fucking on our bed...i think its time to find a new place to live
last night i was way too drunk and i was forcing people to let me tell them about mammals
i couldn't be more explicit if i hit him upside the head with a dildo
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