So I had sex in the woods... it was just as dirty as you'd expect it would be.. and not in a good way.
I just googled the nutrition facts for a mcgriddle and yet I still want to go to mcdonalds
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
I'm in my boyfriends bathroom and I shit so bad, there was no toilet paper but his mom's clothes were on the floor and I wiped my butt on her underwear... now it looks like she sharted
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Woke up laying in the kitchen floor with a cup in one hand and the beer tap in the other. Guess I just needed that one last beer.
You are literally throwing a tangerine right now. Beer pong is not played this way
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
i refuse to hook up with a girl that looks like drew carey.
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I got with him in my watermelon costume so ya you owe me $1
Lol for real, I'm Kylie Jenner "this is my year of realizing things" right now
at one point, you reached into your purse, pulled out a tampon, and proceeded to rub it on your lips like chapstick... that drunk
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
This woman at the blackjack table is sitting on a pile of newspaper so she can pee at her seat and never miss a hand.
I could see the visible disappointment when she saw my penis
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