idk, i just don't think periods are something you can catch in a little cup.
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
i've decided to use this saturday afternoon to take care of my pube situation
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
Dangr zzzzzzzzone
he told me it was nice to see me not blacked out mumbling to myself in the front seat, I told him it was nice to see him not in handcuffs.
When I said I wanted you to make noise during sex, I didn't mean mocking ones.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
Also, you should've bet on Team Liver.
We won.
USA USA USA
She's like the Jonah Hill of sorority sisters.
I got asked to "be the filling in a man sandwich." You don't get to pick the club again. EVER.
Honestly, this is a first for me. I've always prided myself on my ability to pretend to get along with others.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
Mike's letting gay guys do body shots off him again.
My boyfriend, ladies and gentlemen.
Now all my porn is stored in my parents’ basement. It’s like a part of my soul is boxed up
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