They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
Successful New Year's Eve:: Your first shower of the year is on Jan. 2nd... 'cause you didn't trust yourself to stand up long enough on Jan. 1st. Hello 2010.
dude it was like an art museum there were boobs everywhere
its a sex-hate relationship...no love involved
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You sucked the drug dealers dick for a 20 of coke...?
Nooo, I payed for that. I sucked his dick because I had an urge.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Woke up in an unfamiliar pair of underwear, running shoes but no socks, and a cowboy hat. Thank you crown royal
I am not even close to finishing violently masturbating over that video.
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I haven't filled him in on Operation "find a sugar daddy & suck dick for money" yet, but I'm sure he just wants me to be happy.
If one of us has to be polite I guess I won't sneak out while he's in the shower
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
You should never be more than a quarter of a mile from a working toilet
Preach!
I'm so high right now that I'm wearing gloves.
Where you been?
Please tell me this is a booty call
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