Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
Happy graduation...we are now officially unemployed alcoholics!
oh yea it is. i was not expecting to look at a snowbank and just see flying mushrooms
Just put a dog collar on someone's child.....was a great hit with everyone but his mom.......I think she hates me. I'm okay.with that
You came in as I got off work, ordered us jack and cokes. Put them on my tab, and then proceeded to fall asleep on the bar.
I bet his dick wears a tuxedo.
Just a heads up... Don't get high and attempt to do your own taxes
When a best friend shows up on a tricycle with a case a beer and goes "get on loser" you get on, because there is a magical adventure afoot
well I tackled her when she was going to go upstairs because I was convinced that the house was haunted. You gotta stick together in horror movies.
At least life still wants to fuck me.
Think of it as a business transaction. That's how I justify all the horrible things I do. Blow my married boss? Just a business transaction.
Just don't let me do two things: Beer bongs filled with vodka or shot competitions
He made me pay for half of dinner. Fucking feminist revolution.
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