I told him it tasted like his mom..needless to say we were asked to leave.
So I got hit on by a gay guy. It might have something to do with the fact that I licked his nose.
And why did you do that?
Tequila
we're ranked number 5 for having the most pot in the country for a university school. idk if i should feel worried or just plain blessed.
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
why is there a clump of hair nailed to my wall?
you know it's time to start studying when you've procrastinated to the point where you're reading your roommate's ex-boyfriend's wall posts from 2006.
Apparently I kept telling people I was a pro tennis player again...
You should know me better than that. I don't whore around. I promise this is a blowjobs only kind of trip.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
How does a face ride mean we're back together?
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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