Grilled cheese is the best thing. ever. better than boys, and alcohol, and sex, and chocolate, and money. But not really the last two.
your address is 607B right?
yeah why?
i need to tell the guy bringing over the flaming bag of dog shit where to put it
I got an MIP via FUCKING HELICOPTER. Tuscaloosa police either have nothing to do or too many resources.
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
Ever have a day where u just waNna wake up get a blow job eat food and chill I just want today to be that day
Oh my god. My pre-date bowl for nerves tuned into "I'm too high for this date" he kept talking about trucks and I couldn't stop making racial slurs.
Not going outside. I may melt into a puddle of wine
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
The guy you hooked up with is asleep in the tub. I just pee'd and he said 'turn off the tap' before snoring again.
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
Speaking of, what are you doing next weekend? I'm going to a rope bondage seminar and may need a partner if my date bails.
Once you find out someone has a small dick, you never look at them the same again.
Either im seeing the northern lightgs, someone is having a rave, or im on acid.. Im most likely on acid
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