I can't, I'm busy. I've been walking around Tokyo on google maps for an hour.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
he sent me a winky sad face. i cannot deal this level of pathetically needy flirtatiousness.
the kid next to me in training is drinking sangria. its 9am here in case you couldnt calculate. its going to be a good year.
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
Is there a reason why the cops knew her name as they were chasing her?
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
It was pretty bad. Like cum-on-my-face-while-singing-Let-It-Snow bad.
First week back and I made to one class, its gonna be okay after all.
His dick was so bent it was like fucking captain hook's hand for 2 hours
We smoked before the sunrise hike. I ended up eating a banana and singing Circle of Life as the sun rose over the horizon.
this temple that is my body is starting to crumble and turn into ruins
why is "bang the student affairs grad assistant" the third highest thing on your semester goals list
So you're not gonna be in town tonight?! Your dick was the light at the end of my academic tunnel!
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