forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
My RA tried to compliment my pong tables design after he confiscated it
Well we didn't hook up. Maybe from his girlfriend's point of view, but not mine.
My mom made me write an apology letter to all my family for hijacking the eggnog.
Don't be alarmed at the girl laying on your bathroom floor.
We should hook up after this. Laugh or look horrified to say yes.
The rest of the concert I just stared at the lights and didn't really listen to the music cuz I was trying to make sure my brain still worked cuz my face was numb and I couldn't move... Yeah I'm not a weed brownie person
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
I'm content with our "friends with accidental benefits" situation.
Currently on my Sunday walk of shame. Should I go to church?
Just threw up mid-poop. I can't drink like I used to.
I got myself off in the shower last night for the first time ever! I just looked like I was playing a game of twister.
NO. NONE OF THAT. SHAME ON YOU.
I'm gunna wear a purple dress, so if you see someone looking confused and lost wearing purple it's probably me
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