Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
I asked my mother if she peed on that chair, she said "not bad" There is no good level of pee on a chair.
just saw an anti-abortion rally outside of the courthouse...so naturally i tossed them out a coat hanger i found in my car
Maybe she got knocked up by accident. I still refuse to believe that anyone actually INTENTIONALLY gets pregnant.
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If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
I have effectively turned laundry day into a drinking game.
Also I've decided that I'm buying the next friend of mine who is dumb enough to get married a live porcupine as a wedding present.
Drunk Jeff aka Dreff thinks he's about 3x cooler than be really is and about 100x better at dancing than he really is
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
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The council and I are about to open up a bottle of malort.
UPGATe: THE COUNCIL AND I HAVE AGREED TO BAHN MALORT FROM THE HOUSEHOLD
Give me 20 minutes.. I'm going to need to start off with an orgasm to get through this day
I was just tongue fucked into oblivion.
I made him dinner in just his cowboy hat and my boots after we did it...you should see his face :)
Campus scavenger hunt! and by scavenger hunt I mean all the pharmacies are sold out of Plan B.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
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